Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’ — John Mulaney (via sickur)
(Source: eduardosuaverin, via enterthedreamatorium)
LOL, the only guy in high school I ever really liked just asked if I thought he was attractice. How do I non-obsessively answer to that?
Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion…
*drools over top AND bag*…..
But them shoe doe….
(Source: verdeverve, via awkwardblackgrl)
OLIVIA POPE BE LIKE…
Ya’ll work fast !
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT GIRL